Drunken Wrestlers

The Floor is Lava, and So Are Your Opponents

Picture this: you're at a chaotic, physics-defying party where the main event is a wrestling match. The combatants are wobbly, unpredictable, and hilariously uncoordinated. Your goal isn't just to win—it's to completely dismantle your opponent's balance in the most spectacular way possible. Welcome to Drunken Wrestlers, a minimalist ragdoll brawler that turns simple controls into uproarious, unpredictable combat. Master the art of the unstable takedown, where every shove, grab, and stumble is governed by real-time physics, creating a unique spectacle every single match. It’s the perfect game for turning a quick session into an unforgettable, laugh-out-loud competition.

Dive into fast-paced battles where the first fighter to secure five victories claims the championship. The core gameplay loop is instantly accessible but deeply engaging, offering endless replayability as you learn to exploit momentum and the environment. The standout feature is the seamless local multiplayer mode, allowing you and a friend to battle it out on the same device, doubling the fun and rivalry instantly. Designed for short, satisfying play sessions, this game delivers continuous entertainment with its straightforward mechanics and focus on pure, competitive fun.

Core Features & Gameplay Modes

• Ragdoll Physics Brawls: Experience completely dynamic, physics-based combat where every interaction creates unique and hilarious outcomes.
• Local Multiplayer Mayhem: Compete directly with a friend on one device in intense, head-to-head wrestling matches for immediate fun.
• First to Five Championship: Engage in rapid-fire tournaments where the first player to win five rounds is crowned the ultimate champion.
• Minimalist & Intuitive Controls: Pick up and play instantly with a simple control scheme designed for maximum accessibility and depth.
• Endless Replayability: No two matches are ever the same thanks to the unpredictable physics and player-driven chaos.

Download Drunken Wrestlers now—exclusive early access is live for a limited time! Claim your spot and be among the first to master the art of wobbly warfare. This offer won't last!

Heads up: you'll need wifi for most features. Some cool stuff is extra.