Bloody Bastards

Enter the Arena of Absurd Combat

Tired of predictable fighting games with rigid combos and canned animations? Bloody Bastards throws you into hilariously chaotic 2D brawls where physics reigns supreme. Control a warrior in brutally clumsy yet deeply satisfying fights, where every swing of a hammer or thrust of a sword is a direct, tactile result of your own touchscreen commands. Prepare for a spectacle of unnatural violence and glorious, gory fun that’s as strategic as it is absurd.

Master the Art of Chaotic Warfare

The core experience is built on a uniquely tactile control scheme designed specifically for touchscreens. You don’t just press buttons; you command each of your warrior’s arms independently by swiping and tapping on the screen edges, creating a gameplay feel reminiscent of physics simulators like Surgeon Simulator but applied to visceral combat. This system leads to unpredictable, laugh-out-loud encounters where victory depends on mastering the clumsy physics as much as your weapon. Three distinct game modes provide varied challenges: a progressive Campaign mode with increasingly tough opponents, a survival-focused Wave mode against endless enemies, and a competitive Multiplayer mode to test your skills against other players globally. Your journey begins with humble gear—a simple knife and wooden shield—but each victory earns coins to unlock a massive arsenal including axes, swords, war hammers, and diverse armor sets, allowing for deep customization of both your fighter’s capabilities and their visual appearance.

• Direct Touchscreen Physics: Command each arm independently with swipes and taps, creating a uniquely clumsy and engaging combat simulation.
• Three Distinct Game Modes: Progress through a challenging Campaign, survive endless waves of enemies, or duel other players in real-time Multiplayer.
• Expandable Arsenal & Customization: Earn coins from victories to unlock new weapons, armor, and visual items, building your perfect brutal warrior from the ground up.

We suggest trying Bloody Bastards for a genuinely fresh and entertaining take on the fighting genre, where every battle is a memorable, physics-driven spectacle.

Download Bloody Bastards now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Disclaimer: This game requires an internet connection for multiplayer features and contains in-app purchases for optional virtual items. Please review the in-game store for details.